Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
What the fuck.
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL
The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.